amusebox | IC Fridge notes

So, I had the sudden urge to write post-it note type things from some of my characters, idek. It was fun. I'll probably add more as I brain them, but this is what I've got for now. :'|

Wes -

Bud lite tastes like piss. Why do you buy this shit?

- Alex
[Though there appears to be two bottles missing from the full pack that there was last night. Also, half a bag of chips. ]

[ Originally written in ancient Greek, but thank Zeus for Abax’s translating. ]
My most divine Wesley -

Your door seemed to be jammed. I have fixed it. I shall build you a more suitable one.

Yours,
Stelios
[ Truth is: it was locked. You no longer have a door knob thanks to Stelios. It’s better this way. You’re welcome. ]

Goto -

Do you own anything besides hoodies? I’m seriously starting to think you might be bald. ~~Like Joker.~~

- Jack

[ This note pinned to the bunny slippers he found lying around downstairs and kindly delivered to your room. ]
Fairest Lady Catty,

Rabbits are not nearly as endearing as your slippers make them out to be. They have rabies and fleas and they bite. There is also something very disturbing and barbarous seeming about you having your feet decorated with their face.

I’m beginning to suspect you may be a tribal warlord in disguise as a charming young woman.

I’m on to you, Catty Turner.

Sincerly,
Prince Arthur Pendragon of Camelot

Shepard -

I know you’re hiding the good shit. It’s just a matter of time til I find it. Enjoy your secret booze mecca while you still can, Commander. I’m coming for you.

- Jack

Garrus -

Do Turians wear underwear?

If yes: Boxers or Briefs? It’s important.

- Jack

Joker -

Tom Cruise called. He said stop sending him naked pictures of yourself. It’s weird and he’s married.

But if you insist on continuing, the hat kept on kinda ruins it.

- Jack.

[Counted Stars]Erik -

I broke some beam thing in Stark’s lab.

You’re getting a bill for it.

Sorry.

- Alex

[ Pinned to the weekly bag of stuff that gets left outside Charles’ door]
[abax][AU]Charles -

Found some scotch. Don’t drink it all at once.

And eat first.

Oranges don’t count as dinner.

- Alex

[Abax, OU] Prof & Erik -

The crater in the wall by the front door was Pyro.

Not me.

- Alex
[ But the scorch marks on the rug might have been his doing... They were trying to take it outside, just got started a little too early. ]

[ pinned to a random, confusing looking appliance to the X-kiddos kitchen]
Claire -

Sean and I tried to make tacos. Didn’t really work. Don’t open this.

We’ll clean it later.

- Alex

[ABAX, AU]Erik -

I’m teaching you beer pong and you’re playing with me.

Try to run and I will find you.

- Jack

[ABAX - pinned to Wesley’s door]
Midget von Sugarcakes -

We’re teaching Forehead McBroodyface beer pong. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope.

By the way, I met him. Kenobi. Liked him better in Moulin Rouge.

- Jack

Kaine -

You mumble in your sleep. It’s rather adorable.

Yes, I am too far away to be kicked, and no, I will not be coming back sooner than the time it’ll take you to get distracted by the blender and forget about exacting revenge.

Bundle up, it’s cold.

- Carver

Lily -

My sister might be stalking you.

There are not words for how sorry I am.

- Carver

[ABAX] Erik & Erik -

While you two are having your slumber party and braiding each other’s hair and painting toe nails and living the clone-porno dream, think you could write up a log of differences? It’s important to me and Goto’s research.

If not, doesn’t matter, we can see you from here anyway.

Live in fear.

- Jack

Pyro -

You breathe too loud. It’s annoying.

- Alex

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